Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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