she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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