Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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