Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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