I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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