Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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