Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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