whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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