whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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