An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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