I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize