is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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