were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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