Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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