i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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