Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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