Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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