"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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