i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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