she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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