have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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