Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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