My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You've changed since you got that strap on
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