But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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