Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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