I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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