their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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