He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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