My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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