You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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