Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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