we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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