Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
God I need to hump something, right now.
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