Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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