Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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