There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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