she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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