How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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