ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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