Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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