stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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