dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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