We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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