But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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