Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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