I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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