drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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