I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
im about as happy as oj after his trial
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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