If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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