I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
