@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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