you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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