belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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