Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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