Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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