3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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